Monday, February 13, 2006

If (You Think) It Walks Like a Quail and (You Think) it Coos Like a Quail...

Dick Cheney just shot a man. He seriously injured fellow quail-hunter Harry Whittington by spraying him with shotgun pellets after spinning around to shoot at a flushed covey. Cheney says that he hadn't known that Whittington was there.

It has since been discovered that Whittington was carrying no WMDs. Initial reports indicate that the shooting has not yet brought democracy to Whittington.

2 Comments:

At 4:46 PM , Blogger tifanie said...

Well done, Mike.

 
At 4:42 PM , Blogger Mike M. said...

That was Jon! Good one, Jon.

 

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