Thursday, January 31, 2008


The above is the new US men's national team soccer jersey. Because sponsors (in this case Nike) can push us and all the other lesser soccer nations around, every two years they come out with a new jersey in order to boost sales. That's bad for establishing a tradition, and it's worse because about half the jerseys are lame. This one isn't the worst, but it doesn't say "soccer." It says, "Biff, do tell tell the boy to trim the sail, won't you?"

For about half an hour, I put my amateurish art skills to work and came up with a better option (mostly by stealing features of the previous jersey):

Nike, try harder.

(We now return to politics 'n' stuff.)

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At 6:35 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is really dumb. In all my years, I have never felt so retarded until I looked at your artwork. Please try to abstain from living or at least posting until all of your brain matter is functioning properly.

At 8:08 AM , Blogger Jon E. said...

Mom, you PROMISED to stop posting to the blog!


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