What if New York City were attacked?

What would happen if New York City was attacked by a foreign power?

Unthinkable, I know. But Ann Coulter knows what would happen, should such an implausible and impossible thing ever happen. She says that New York "would surrender."

She must be drawing her analysis from what is now known as "The Great Surrender of 2001" when New York officially welcomed Al-qaeda as our new overlords. Our new rulers then, um, banned smoking in bars or something.

I know I shouldn't be wasting virtual ink on Ann Coulter because she's a moron, but, come on... only two cities in the US were actually attacked, and failed to surrender, on 9-11. She could have picked any other liberal enclave for her jab and she picks... one of two cities that was actually attacked? Talk about bad aim! This girl couldn't piss on a toilet if it were underneath her.

Coulter says she's just razzing New Yorkers for being antiwar and supporting Cindy Sheehan.

Well, let's take this post down to Coulter's level. She said, ":I don't -- I don't think -- I think I'd rather have them trying to invade Mississippi or Georgia, Alabama, you know, the states where I want Cindy Sheehan's bus tour to go."

First off, Cindy would go there if Bush holed up there. He didn't. Second, any terrorists with any taste isn't going to attack Mississippi, Georgia or Alabama. You go to a place like that, you perform an attack, but what do you do afterwards? There's no night life, there's no good theatre, it takes them months to get the best movies...

Oh, apologies to Georgia, which was attacked during the 1996 olympics. By a honky. They didn't surrender either. And, apologies to Mississippi. There is good night life in Ocean Springs. I refuse to apologize to Alabama for any reason. Place is like Indiana -- full of freaking mutants.