Thursday, March 13, 2008


This blog is biased.

Against things that suck.

I just want to be clear on our editorial policy here.

Well, prostitutes suck and we're not biased against them.

We're biased against things that suck as an adjective, not as a verb.

We'll be having a meeting to clarify our opinion about NAFTA.


At 2:46 PM , Blogger Jon E. said...

NAFTA? I hardly know a!

At 2:12 PM , Blogger Jon E. said...

Oh, and as a grammatical point, "suck" in both cases acts as a verb.

Our policy is that we're against things that suck intransitively, whereas we're likely to look kindly upon those who suck transitively.

At 3:19 PM , Blogger Mike M. said...

Sorry, I suck at grammar.

At 11:15 AM , Blogger Jon E. said...

Grammar? You hardly know her!

(I'd resolved to stop making these jokes. No fair lobbing softballs like that.)

At 2:07 AM , Blogger Michael Mink said...

what about vacuums? (i'm talking about uprights, not physic defyers)

btw, It would be fun to read a post about your opinions on NAFTA.


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