Beware the Illuminati
So astronomers have just given an appropriate name to the celestial object that kicked off a kerfuffle in the scientific community and eventually got Pluto demoted from planetary status. The new "dwarf planet" (which is larger than Pluto) was tentatively named Xena but has since been renamed Eris, after the goddess of discord.
It's a good name. We should withhold the name Xena for a real planet, preferably one with a closely orbiting, plucky blonde satellite.