After Cow Escapes, Bush Closes Barn Door and Sets Fire to Barn

Excerpted from a BBC article:

President George W Bush has ruled out any withdrawal from Iraq while he is president....

"A failed Iraq in the heart of the Middle East will provide a safe haven for terrorists and extremists."

Next up: Bush refuses to improve education, job opportunities for inner city--"If we don't continue to ignore it, a failed Detroit in the heart of Michigan will become a byword for urban blight and gang activity."