If Only I Were Art Bell...

...I could make a fortune.

The US at war in two places, hit by two hurricanes, the Asia quake, the tsunami before that, the bird flu, nuclear proliferation...

Light a candle, light a votive. step down, step down, watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear, cavalier, renegade steer clear! A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline Er, sorry.

I feel fine.

It's The Quickening! The Quickening!