Tuesday, March 17, 2009

... They Pull Me Back In

Apparently, like Lindsay Bluth Fünke, I only want what I don't have. I resigned myself to taking a sabbatical from the blog and then, about five minutes later, I found something that made me need to post.

The Pope thinks that using condoms will worsen the African AIDS epidemic.

In response, I have composed a rhetorically sophisticated, thoroughly researched open letter to His Holiness:


Dear Pope,

Screw You.

Without a condom.

Yours sincerely,

Jon E.
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1 comment:

  1. Unknown11:51 AM

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